TOYS OF ENDEARMENT # 5
If I were to ever get addicted to prescription medicine, it would have to mean getting "hooked" on pills like these - Captain Luc's ROTONONE TABLETS!
* Concentrated!
* One tablet per lagoon!
* Make your Black Lagoon .. not so black!
The ingredients are not only 100% Rotonone, but 100% Rick Stoner! Yes, Rick is the gill-genius behind this fun and wacky monster premium. I just love the text that can be found on the back label of the bottle. Just in case the photo doesn't clearly show all the text - here it is for your enjoyment:
WARNING!
* Avoid excessive swimming when using this product.
* Women should avoid the wearing of gorgeous white swimming suits!
* Keep out of reach of young children and egotistical scientists named Mark.
A CHAPMAN AND BROWNING COMPANY. NO ... A BROWNING AND CHAPMAN COMPANY. STOP IT BOYS .. JULIE ADAMS ENTERPRISES. COPYRIGHT 1954.
posted by Famous Monster of Mpls at
6:22 AM
6 Comments:
Very cool! are the images available so we can "roll our own" bottles?
(Gareee)
Are those yellow jelly beans or pale green? Woulda' thought it would be produced by S.S. Rita, Inc.
I took some of these pills once to stone(r)d, but got the bends!
But it cured me eczema--my scaly skin problem went away!
Max the drunken severed head
Hi Gareee. I'm afraid I don't have any of these images available. The images (or laser prints) are the property of Rick Stoner. Sorry.
Hey Allen. The Rotonone pills are indeed yellow jelly beans. I haven't tasted any of them. I'm afraid I might go belly up!
That's great Max, but can it reattach your disembodied head?
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